Birds do have friends you wank!

Monday, January 17, 2005



But no Jim though.


Friday, January 14, 2005

Annoyed By The Serial Duffster

Well, today was highly eventful - had to do a bit of 'damage control' with isabel. Apparently Ruth had been being less than nice to her and she was down in the dumps. So we went and saw 'Raise Your Voice' at the cinemas and LAUGHED OUR ARSES OFF at that minga'h Hilary Duff. I mean, seriously, she's an insult to the female sex. I think she cheered up a bit, then we went to Pat's house (Isabel's boyfriend) and had some fun, then went back to Isabel's place and watched Lord Of The Rings. So it was an eventful day.

Honestly, I find Hilary Duff insulting, and highly recommend that she should crawl back under the rock she came from, or even just PRETEND to have a trace of intelligence in her little bleach-blonde head.

At least she's proving even the person who isn't exactly tone-deaf but not a decent enough singer to make a fuss of can make the big time too.


Wednesday, January 12, 2005

I am an Unemployed Bum (in capitals)

Today was shite. To put it politely. Jim has to have his broken finger fused so it'll be straight, I woke up in a bad mood, Jim made me go to Walker and Tegan's with him EVEN THOUGH I didn't particularly want to because I KNEW I would be bored. And I was, for almost three hours.


I'm feeling mutinous because I got another fucking HUGE phone bill and with no job I'll be struggling to pay it.

I am an unemployed bum. I'm not too proud to admit it.

Oh well. Tomorrow is another day....

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

The Royal Penis

Well, its 2005, the year I'm supposed to grow up, become an adult, become responsible, work out what I'm going to do with my life.

My most significant achievement so far this year is:

Naming my boyfriend's penis Princess Sylvia.

As you may guess, he assumes any association to anything feminine in regards to his genital area is an insult to his manhood - so I proceeded to tell all our close friends. He even joined in the fun and games, named his testicles 'the ladies-in-waiting'.

Can you see why I love this guy?!?!

Welcome to my 2005.

Crazy Radio Men From Mars...

I was innocently riding in the car with my father yesterday when we heard John Laws interviewing a caller about the Australian Government's pledge to help Indonesia over come the damages of the tsunami tradegy. He proposed that 'they didn't want our money when the Bali tradegy happened, why would they want it now?' and 'they wouldn't help us in the same positon. Are they going to pledge copious amounts of money to us?' All I can say is - you motherfucker. Attitudes like that are slowly Americanising Australia into cold, emotionless, desensitized fuckers who's main misson in life is to give George W. Bush a fellatio (thanks for that, johnny, I hope you and your 'special friend' George have fun on his ranch). Australia's built up a fantastic reputation for helping the needier countries, especially in times of need. 'They wouldn't do it for us' is not just grounds for abandoning a country we're trying to build a friendly connection with (so the won't invade and slaughter our sorry arses). What's more, this wank got so fired up about it he hung up after told he was being irrational (thankfully). I can't see how he could've possibly perceived the situation like that, it just shows how much hostility and hate can be generated by the refusal to understand other cultures. We need to be more tolerant and accepting of our fellow human.

Saying that, if I saw that man, I'd shoot him on site.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

The beginning is the end is the beginning.

I just had the craziest twenty-four hours. I highly recommend inviting three close and one extremely close friend over to enjoy your house's current emptiness while your family is away. I had not had that much fun in aggggges. Could've done without the play fight that ended in everyone getting drenched in ear antiseptic, but what can I say, these things happen. Also could've done without the PILE of dishes left, but oh well, slackers shall be slackers, hehehe.

PROVING THAT YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT ALCOHOL OR DRUGS!!!! (But you do have a LOT MORE FUN with them, of course)

Ok, now about me, I'm Ashamaleigh, I like purple, shiny things, my evil weebl pigeon (my cockatiel), my friends and my Jim.

I can be really silly and stupid, but I can be normal and ordinary too.

Birds do have friends.